Búkí Turk!

[Emanoelkurdistani]

Rojék şétékí Turk dehénine şétxane.
Pizíşkekey şétxaneke be şetekan dellét: “dey başe berézekanim, éste wa bizanin ke hen le zemawendék da ú hemútan çeple lé biden!”
Hemú şétekan dest deken be çeple lé dan becge le Turke şéteke. Pizíşkekeş wa eme debíne, deçéte lay Turkeke ú pé dellé: “abira eto bo çeple lé nadey?”
Turke şéteke dellét: “Eyey!! Em qisane çíye?! Şerme! Şúreíye!”
Pizíşkeke serí sirr deménét, bír dekatewe mebada em Turke aqil ú jír bét ú be rastí şét nebét. Ínca lé depirsét: “abira boçí şerme?! bo şúreíye?!”
Turkeke dellét: “ey bawke! bo té nagey?! min búkim!! búk le zemawend da çeple lé nadat!!”

[Londoner]

Would some one translate this please.

[Emanoelkurdistani]

Would some one translate this please.

Rojék dínoyekí Tirk dínin bi şétxane-dínoxaneyé.
Bijíşk-túxtúré dínoxane ji dínoyan re dibéje: “hadé şirínén min, nuha fikir bikin ku hún li davetek de hene. Hemí lepik lé biden!”
Hemí dínoyan dest dikin bi lepik lé dan belí Tirk. Bijíşk-túxtúr diçe ú ji Tirk re dibéje: “birayo! tu çima lepik lé nidey?!”
Tirké díno jí dibéje: “Ey? Ev qise çíye? Şerme!!”
Bijíşk waj ú haj dibe, fikir dike neke ev Tirk aqilmend ú ne díno be! Véga ji wí depirse: “birayo! çima şerme?!”
Tirk dibéje: “Xwedé! Çima tu fehm nikey?! Ez búkim!! Búkan li davet de lepik lé nidin!!”


Once upon a time, a Turkish mad brought to a hospital in order to psychological care.
The doctor says to the mads: “Ok guys, just suppose you are in a wedding, so all clap!”
All of mads start to clap, except the Turkish one. The doctore asks him: ”man, why you dont clap?”
Turkish mad: “Oh! It’s a shame! It’s shameful!”
The doctor got surprised and asked himself maybe this guy isnt really mad! So asks him once again: “why it causes your embarrassment?”
Turkish mad: “God! Why you dont understand?! I’m the bride! Brides dont clap in the weddings!” [< for the non-Middle Eastern buddies I must say that not to clap in weddings for brides is an Islamic norm ]

[dyaoko]

des xoş

[Lost]

hahahahah funny ...
Dest xoş ..

[Londoner]

Would some one translate this please.

Rojék dínoyekí Tirk dínin bi şétxane-dínoxaneyé.
Bijíşk-túxtúré dínoxane ji dínoyan re dibéje: “hadé şirínén min, nuha fikir bikin ku hún li davetek de hene. Hemí lepik lé biden!”
Hemí dínoyan dest dikin bi lepik lé dan belí Tirk. Bijíşk-túxtúr diçe ú ji Tirk re dibéje: “birayo! tu çima lepik lé nidey?!”
Tirké díno jí dibéje: “Ey? Ev qise çíye? Şerme!!”
Bijíşk waj ú haj dibe, fikir dike neke ev Tirk aqilmend ú ne díno be! Véga ji wí depirse: “birayo! çima şerme?!”
Tirk dibéje: “Xwedé! Çima tu fehm nikey?! Ez búkim!! Búkan li davet de lepik lé nidin!!”


Once upon a time, a Turkish mad brought to a hospital in order to psychological care.
The doctor says to the mads: “Ok guys, just suppose you are in a wedding, so all clap!”
All of mads start to clap, except the Turkish one. The doctore asks him: ”man, why you dont clap?”
Turkish mad: “Oh! It’s a shame! It’s shameful!”
The doctor got surprised and asked himself maybe this guy isnt really mad! So asks him once again: “why it causes your embarrassment?”
Turkish mad: “God! Why you dont understand?! I’m the bride! Brides dont clap in the weddings!” [< for the non-Middle Eastern buddies I must say that not to clap in weddings for brides is an Islamic norm ]

Zor supas Mamwasta.

These Turkish Jokes are similar to Irish ones. Rather than making fun of ordinary Turks, we should make fun of Turkish Army or Kemalist turks or Turkish Nationalists. For example this mad person could have been a turkish army officer, became mad for his fear from PKK and ended up in a Turkish Army psychiatric Hospital full of mentally-troubled Turkish Army Officers.

[Emanoelkurdistani]

@ Kak Diyaoko , Kak Lost, and Kak Londoner

ser çawekanim birakan

@ Kak Londoner

Kake eto sorani-axewi? Legel min be Kurdi qise bike. Ban çaw kake rasiperiyekanit wer degrim.