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[2DamnGood]

Heres another joke,

an arab was looking for time he didn't have a watch he was in kurdistan, anywayz he found this kurdish guy sitting down and next to him he had a donkey standing next to him.
anywayz he asked the kurdish guy what time is it the kurdish guy lifted the donkey's huge balls and said its 2:30 pm, the arab was amazed at how this kurdish guy knew the time by simply lifting the donkey's huge balls, but he forgot to ask him how he knew.
So next time he went to same place and again he wanted to know the time and guess what he found the same kurdish guy with the same donkey at the same location and position, the arab guy asked him for time again and the kurdish guy lifted the donkey's huge balls and said its 12:00 midday, and the arab left and forgot to ask him how he knew the time. he said i will ask the kurdish guy how he knew the time.
the next day he went to same place and he found them again. he said the to the kurdish guy what time is it, the the kurd again lifted the donkey's huge balls and said its 6:00pm
the arab said please tell me how the hell do you know the time by simply lifting the donkey's balls???? does he have a watch tied to his balls or somthing?? are you a magician?? are you a kafur??
the kurdish guy laughed and said i knew the time because the big clock is right there but i couldn't see the clock because of the donkey's huge balls.
hehehehehe

[zionna]

What is the best style of dance for tall people? I am 13 years old and I have just started lyrical dancing with no previous experience with dancing. I tried a few other styles but they were all to hard other than lyrical. I am 170cm which is tall for my age and I was just wondering if i made the right choice. Flexibility isn't a problem, I can naturally do the splits but I'm not extremely well coordinated. Is lyrical dancing hard for tall girls especially with no dance experience?

[kurdimemin_diako]

what ? it is not Dancing topic ! well maybe it was a joke !