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[Arin]

TELEPHONE.........................................

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**"Hello?"**

**"Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?"**

**"No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**

**"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now."**

Brief Pause.

**"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**

**"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**"I did it, Daddy."**

**"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!"**

**"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"**

**"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**

*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**"Swimming pool? .**

**Is this 486-5731?"*


*No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

[Lyn]

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